During his first public encounter with three Republican challengers, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst on Monday spent an uncomfortable hour in Houston defending his 10-year record against assertions he allowed Democrats and “mob rule” to thwart the passage of conservative legislation.
Dewhurst got teabagged by Dan "Ferret Face" Patrick, Jerry "Screw Loose" Patterson, and Todd "Pan Head" Staples. Seriously the dude has a flat head, like his mom whacked him up the back of his head and it caved in. Dewhurst had no chance in front of the crowd of teabaggers, mostly old white people looking for something to clap at as if watching a Jerry Springer episode.
Dewhurst should have learned by now. He is not the conservative his daddy used to talk about. He got teabagged by Ted "Dumber than Palin" Cruz. It was no contest and with blood in the water, he had no chance against true teabaggers, Patrick and Patterson. Staples is new to teabagging. He will learn quickly how to say "Defund ObamaCare", and "Socialism" or else will be teabagged himself.
Today Dewhurst woke up with a bad taste in his mouth. Tomorrow he will be out of a job. Count on it.