I've always wanted to create the Rotten Bastards Club, a club whose membership is composed of, well, rotten bastards. I think it is time to create that club.
Being a rotten bastard takes a considerable amount of hypocrisy, a cold heart, and lack of compassion for fellow man. The title of rotten bastard is reserved for those who people, after learning of their qualifications, would proclaim without hesitation "What a rotten bastard!".
There are variations of rotten bastards amongst us. There are greedy rotten bastards, cold hearted rotten bastards, lying rotten bastards, cheating rotten bastards, and, of course, just your simple rotten bastard.
Many years ago I was interviewed by a local newspaper concerning my Congressman Tom DeLay. I was quoted "What a rotten bastard!" when describing him. It was well deserved then. Might even be deserved today.
Nominations will commence.