A few months ago I contacted the Allen Police Department in an attempt to arrange the release of my nephew's wife from jail for a misdemeanor theft. As any parent would have done, I called the department wanting only the best for my relative. This is not a crime, this is what we are expected to do as parents.
Unfortunately my political opponents on both sides of the aisle has accused me of abusing the position the citizens of Texas has bestowed upon me. To them I say "Suck it". If Dan Patrick thinks he is going to teabag me over this minor incident, his ferret face is mistaken. And if by chance, after I spend $5 Million of my own dollars, I win the primary, the Democrat challenger can also suck it. The last Democrat that was the Lt Governor was Bob Bullock and he left this state with a balanced budget, well funded schools, and our state in good shape. All that sucks against my record of incompetence.
To the stupid people of Texas I remind them that you didn't do a *&@damn thing when Rick Perry was caught on the highway doing 100 MPH in a 70 MPH zone and weaseled his way out of that on camera! You turned your dumbass eyes the other way so I expect the same treatment.
Just like I expected the Allen Police Department to let my nephew's 4th wife out of jail, off the hook, and back into her trailer by the end of the day.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
From a press release issued by the Lt Governor of Texas, David Dewhurst, concerning his recent phone call to the Allen Police Department: