It's killing me sitting back and not blogging about republicans and their love of dick, so I am not sitting back.
What better group of dicks, the republicans, to have a Dick as the one to rise above them? This time the republicans and their well greased Dick will be up against two opponents that will require them to beat them off with both hands, followed by a cigarette and a screw off bottle of whine.
Republicans have always loved dick. They couldn't bend over far enough for Dick Cheney and Eric Dick will be no different. In the end, they will not be denied Dick. There is no better Dick than Eric to represent the dicks of the republican party of Harris County.
Good luck to Dick!