Friday, April 01, 2011

Suggestions for GOP Congressman who can't live off of $174,000/year

Rep. Sean Duffy (R) was caught on camera complaining about his $174,000/year salary. From Raw Story:
Talking Points Memo reposted the clip Wednesday.
“I can guarantee you, or most of you, I guarantee that I have more debt than all of you,” Duffy said. “With 6 kids, I still pay off my student loans. I still pay my mortgage. I drive a used minivan. If you think I’m living high on the hog, I’ve got one paycheck. So I struggle to meet my bills right now. Would it be easier for me if I get more paychecks? Maybe, but at this point I’m not living high on the hog.”
Besides receiving a tax funded salary of $174,000/year, Duffy gets outstanding medical insurance for his entire family as well as a medical services available at the capitol 24/7. If Duffy can't seem to make ends meet, here are some ideas to help him in his time of financial need:
  1. Get a job. Quit sucking off the tit of the government and go get a real job with real medical insurance from the private sector. Pick yourself up by your gold plated boot straps.
  2. Get your wife a job. Most American families have both parents in the workforce especially those who can't pay their bills. You fall into this category so tell your lazy ass wife to apply at McDonalds.
  3. Get a financial adviser. Obviously you know how to manage money like a paroled child molester knows how to manage his sex drive. It aint workin' fer ya, is it?
  4. Get a rubber. You already have 6 mouths to feed, clothe and send to school. At the very least take some of that $174,000 and buy a pack of lubricated Trojans for comfort as well as protection. By the way, Planned Parenthood provides low cost vasectomy services. 


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You call a woman with six kids a "lazy ass wife?" Very classy, John.

Anonymous said...

Well, you certainly set a new standard for class with this one. Low class, that is.