Couldn't have happened to a better guy:
State Representative Larry Taylor (R-Friendswood) underwent emergency surgery after a long hearing into the early morning ended abruptly. Taylor, an insurance salesman, was in vigorous defense of the insurance industry when he suddenly stopped talking and collapsed.
According to Dr. Alma De Los Santos of the Austin Medical Center "The surgery was a success, although the condition most probably will return. It took incredible dedication by the operating room staff to surgically remove his lips from the ass of the insurance industry."
Taylor was defending a bill to allow mandatory binding arbitration in home and auto insurance policies a move that would kill any future lawsuits to the insurance industry.
Taylor was speechless. Literally.
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This may be among the more despicable pieces you've published. When will you do a post on the cause of Barney Frank's speech impediment, suggesting what it is that he has in his mouth? After all, that would be no more disgusting than this piece of crap.
Well with your lips attached to Taylor's ass, he doesn't have much to worry about.
Where are you getting this information?
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