Feb 25, 2011
Austin. Activists throughout the state have rejoiced in a miracle breakthrough drug available exclusively for State Representative Debbie Riddle. "Debbie Riddle needs help." stated an unidentified legislative aide. "Those who work with her believe Colon Blow will knock the crap out of Riddle, something she desperately needs."Colon Blow, available over the counter at local drug stores in cereal form, has been known to unblock those who are full of crap when it comes to claiming the existence of "terror babies", and filing bills calling for racial profiling of Hispanics (except those who clean Riddle's home, wash her car, build her homes, or perform low paid work for her donors).
According to Riddle, "I am absolutely ecstatic about this new drug. I have been full of crap for the last year or so. I look like crap. I smell like crap. I feel like crap. Most probably because I am just simply full of crap. I have ordered my *&^*ing lazy staff to purchase a case for me."
Caution:
Colon Blow should be used with caution. Do not take Colon Blow if you have experienced stupidity, racist behavior, or if acting like a fool on CNN. Common side effects of Colon Blow is frequent trips to the bathroom, loss of weight, hair loss, and forehead caving in. Do not operate machinery or attempt to act intelligent when taking Colon Blow for Colon Blow is in itself not intelligent.
