And for some it is a time to celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ and attend church, accept communion, and make a small donation to the church for providing a place for their fat ass once a year. (sometimes twice for Easter also)
Christmas has something for everyone. It is a time for many to give just enough so they can feel good about themselves as a human being as they enter the new year with a newly charged heart of hate. And for them I give the following:
- State Representative Debbie Riddle. Rebirth as a child of an illegal immigrant.
- State Representative Leo Berman. Rebirth as a human being.
- Senior Citizen Teabaggers. The end of your Medicare and a $10 coupon to help lower the cost for private insurance that will cover your pre-existing conditions, your prescription drugs, and your old age-ness.
- Children of Senior Citizen Teabaggers. Another bedroom so their parents can move in with them after losing their home to medical bills.
- Rick Perry. An indictment for funneling millions of tax dollars via the Texas Enterprise Fund to his donors.
- Sarah Palin. An opportunity to be on Dancing With the Stars paired with a hungry grizzly.
- Glen Beck. A "bullet in the head" by Rage Against the Machine.
- Harris County Commissioner Jack Morman. A book "The Duties and Responsibilities of the Harris County Commissioner for Dummies"
- Teabaggers. A brain. These are the ignorant of the ignorant. They truly need help.
- Greg. A blog that doesn't suck. (no not YOU Greg!)
- Tom Delay. 10-20.
- Jerry Eversole. 5-10.
3 comments:
Yeah, i forgot you would prefer t see Hispanic kids starve rather than eat food paid for by Republicans,.
But then again, given the number who are on free and reduce lunch and/or families receiving food stamps, they are already eating food paid for by Republicans.
Of course, you don;'t mind the latter, since that money was forcibly confiscated and redistributed by government, rather than voluntarily given out of the goodness of people's hearts. You hate it when good works are done by private individuals rather than government -- it points out that your philosophy is based upon lies.
By the way -- what have Harris County Democrats, as a group, done for poor kids lately? No, not in terms of policy and politics -- actually as an organization done for actual poor kids who need help. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (other than, in some cases, giving birth to them and signing up for more government benefits paid for by the productive, Republican-voting people of this nation).
Ahhh...the smell of a republican Christian in the morning.
Go put your quarter in the Salvation Army bucket and feel good about yourself for the next year.
Cold hearted bastard.
Read it and Weep. See you in Austin:
Perry getting a toned-down inauguration
AUSTIN — The traditional parade is off and black tie is being traded for no tie at Gov. Rick Perry's inaugural celebration next month.
Planners are scaling back the Jan. 18 festivities in light of the estimated $20 billion budget shortfall Texas is expecting to face.
Perry's third inauguration festivities will still include a swearing-in ceremony and barbecue on the Capitol lawn, but they will be cheaper than his 2007 inauguration, which cost more than $2 million, and will be funded entirely from private donations, said Sarah Beck, a spokeswoman for the inaugural committee.
Starting Monday, Texans will be able to buy tickets to the afternoon festivities that will include an $8 plate of barbecue.
For the invite-only evening celebration, guests - who must also pay for their tickets - are being asked to dress in business or cocktail party attire for a celebration to replace the formal black-tie ball that capped the 2007 festivities.
For that soiree, which was tempered by an unusual Austin ice storm, a cavernous hall at a downtown convention center was transformed into an elegant ballroom. Massive chandeliers hung overhead, mimicking the frigid weather with crystal icicles. The room was decorated with hundreds of jewel-toned roses, including two centerpieces anchoring a spread of fruit and pastries. Mary Wilson, a former member of the Supremes, country singer Clay Walker and rocker Ted Nugent performed.
Beck said there will be live music at this year's barbecue, but acts have not yet been announced.
Perry, the state's longest serving governor with a decade in office, has campaigned on fiscal conservatism and is still promoting his book, Fed Up!, a best-seller that rails against excessive government spending.
Perry has been criticized for his luxurious lifestyle. He lives in a $10,000-a-month mansion with a full staff while the traditional state residence undergoes renovation.
Inaugural celebrations in Texas have traditionally included a parade up Austin's Congress Ave., though the parade for Perry's last inauguration was cancelled because of the weather.
This year's theme is "Texas: Where Opportunity Still Looms Large."
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