How to survive Obama's Death Panels for idiots

In a recent poll 35% of adults over 65 years old still believe Sarah Palin's "Death panels" actually exist. As Palin said :

"My parents or my baby with Down syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's death panel so his bureaucrats can decide ... whether they are worthy of healthcare".

For the ignorant fools who still believe Palin and are afraid of losing their Government provided Medicare, I have provided a guide below on how to survive a death panel interview and retain your rights to health care and your life. Please share.

1. Dress appropriately. Sweatpants are out. Dress like you have money so they would be more interested in soaking you for more unnecessary health services.
2. Don't smell. Old people can smell. Don't. Nothing says "No health care for you!" than a buttload of bad odor.
3. Don't be fat. Fat people are generally not healthy. Why would the death panel waste money  on someone one step away from a heart attack?
4. Don't have a disease. Like diabetes, cancer, or Down Syndrome. Again, health care is for healthy people. Or people with a boatload of money.
5. Look healthy. Remember, health care is only for those who are healthy. Why would the death panel give you money when you are sick?
6. Be prepared. Be prepared to be sent to the death chamber if the death panel declares you death worthy. This is what Sarah Palin warned you about and you believe everything she says.

For the rest of the 65% over 65, be glad that we have a system that will provide health care when the private industry won't. And for those under 65 go do some research on the cost of health care for those over 65  and wonder how in the living hell are you going to be able to afford it when Medicare is gone.

Idiots.