He continued, "Palin is perfect for this job as the fundraiser in Chief. She is young, outspoken, with strong moral principles, and strong, yet smooth legs, which are pleasing to the eyes. We believe that alone will draw money to the RNC like a five in a G-string at a strip joint."
Steele was tied up and unavailable for comment. Palin issued the following statement:
I am thrilled to be the leader of the Republican National Committee where my hard work and no nonsense work ethics can be used for the betterment of the conservative party of the people, and therefore if to not be of the most important upcoming elections to drive donations to the party and stir the pot of those young horny rich conservatives, if you will, to bless this great country of rich fields of hay and glorious mountains there to of. Amen.
What a fool.
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Great satire piece, John.
It closely tracked the facts, and the story was well-written in great AP style.
Oh, and it had the understated subtlety for which you've developed a fine reputation.
LOL
That's way to scary a thought for April 1st!! (or any other day for that matter)
Anonymous,
If I knew what the hail you was talkin' 'bout, I would respond.
(other than this response of course)
Yeah, I figured I'd have to spell it out for you in simple, short words:
I made fun of your post for its low quality.
because....you have nothing better to do with your time?
Wow. At least I attempt to be funny as opposed to being pathetic.
enjoy.
"Steele was tied up and unavailable for comment."
:-)
Sarah Palin is young,sexy and very outspoken. So she deserves the seat.
I feel that a lot folks do underestimate sarah palin. Yeah she's hot, but it doesn't mean she can't get the job done.
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