I just reached into the back of the refrigerator for a carton of cold chocolate milk, someone obviously had tried, unsuccessfully, to hide. It was the late night mother lode! With the black gold firmly in my hands, my lips waiting patiently for the cold dark contents, I was distracted by a right wing magic sparkle blog about the desire for the GOP's Chairman Michael Steele to resign over his visit to Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex.
The thought of a right wing sparkle blogger calling for the resignation of Steele, in itself was a thrill, (not the idea that the GOP Chair, Michael Steele was at a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex. That is actually gross and would be enough for anyone to spew like when drinking expired curdled chocolate milk) Speaking of...
Who should replace him? Sarah Palin.It was bad enough to read the right wing magic sparkle blogger was suggesting Sarah Palin to replace Michael Steele, but add a mouth full of curdled chocolate milk with the consistency of warm cottage cheese and you got spew city.
Needless to say, I spewed. The thought of Sarah Palin as the Chair of the GOP would be enough to make anyone spew in laughter as if drinking a coke while watching Dumb and Dumber. Inviting Palin to lead the GOP is like inviting a plumber to perform a job of a proctologist. One doesn't know what they are getting into and the other doesn't know they don't know what they are getting into.
On the other hand it would be a great sequel to Dumb and Dumber. I'll tip my chocolate milk to that!
8 comments:
"Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex"
John, I think you "forgot the link" again, since you took that line word-for-word from The Daily Caller and passed it off as your own.
I can't think it was accidental, because you did it twice.
so sue me. Wuss.
I am so glad you have the police of the internets right here on your blog.
Yea internets police!
You also seem to be forgetting something -- Michael Steele did not visit that club, a low-level staffer did. What's more, it can be documented that Steele was in a differenct part of the country at the time.
Care to try again?
Too bad. The damage is done. Michael Steele the head of the GOP was at "Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex"
Sorry. I dont have the link for that story. Turn me into the internet police too since you have nothing better to do with your time.
I just can't wait until Sarah gets her own Fox news show. Then there will finally be something on Fox dumber than Glenn Beck.
"Michael Steele the head of the GOP was at 'Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex'"
If you can prove that, I'll give you a thousand dollars. Post the proof here along with your email address, and I'll Paypal you the money.
If you can't, I'll take that as a tacit admission that you're a liar as well as a plagiarist.
The GOP organization needs a crash-course in ethics at all levels--if only to prevent staffers from doing bone-headed stuff like using the company credit card at SOBs (as well as the prevention of affairs with staffers, attempts to buy the silence of cuckolded husbands, solicitation of sex from minors, solicitation of sex from strangers in airport bathrooms, the use of non-profit organizations for personal gain for self or family, etc.)
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