Leaked Email From Perry's Campaign Show Panic

What is said in email, stays in email or at least it should, but not for Camp Perry. Looks like someone leaked an email from the Perry campaign that paints a rather dismal March 2nd:

From: David Carney
Date: Sat, Feb 27, 2010 at 11:59 AM
Subject: Some insights on the upcoming elections
To: James McKay

As we head into Tuesdays primary I thought I'd let you in on some of our thinking going
into the home stretch.

We are absolutely screwed. The early vote turnout is up and we're not excited about who has been voting. Most of the increase appears to be in the "buck toothed inbred" crowd supporting Median. We're thinking turnout will be around a million GOP voters, which is up 40% which implies 40% want Perry out. We are so screwed.

We believe high turnout is bad for us because all types of voters, white, old white, and young white will continue to call for Rick's head on a stick. In fact as of Thursday the Governor leads in all sub groups including first time GOP primary voters and even self identified liberals and moderate on social and fiscal
issues who want Perry's ass out on the street, in the gutter, drinking a cheap form of gatorade, and begging for money.

While no one can predict what will happen on Tuesday, if I had to bet on it, I would be sharpening my interview skills and kissing Hutchison's or that dingbat Medina's fat ass. Hell, carrying Palin's bra strap might even be a good gig after Perry gets his ass spanked.

Three observations that this primary has reinforced:
1) Perry has no message besides the old "Washington bureaucrat". Once voters look at their insurance bill, they wont give a rats ass about Washington.
2) Our research must have been done by the law firm of Larry, Curly, and Moe.
3) Teabaggers aren't helping even as ignorant as they are, they have the attention span of a 2 year old in a butterfly factory. Keeping them on message is like keeping Palin's daughter on birth control. (oh, was that too much?)

If you have other thoughts or observations please keep them to your damn self. Maybe if you had spoken up a little ahead of time instead of kissing my ass telling me how great I was doing, I wouldn't be drowning myself in cheap cough syrup. Shitheads. Go *&^% yourselves.

Thanks for your time, *&^holes.

Dave