Sunday, November 01, 2009

Cheney shoots Hutchinson in the face

Cheney has publicly endorsed Hutchinson for Governor. This is about as disastrous as Lee Brown endorsing Gene Locke, Tony Sanchez endorsing Peter Brown, or my favorite Sarah Palin endorsing Rick Perry. (Although Perry actually wanted Palin, in a political way) Hutchinson responded:
“I am so *&^%$# pleased,” Hutchison said Wednesday. “I fear the former vice president so much. I just hope he doesn't shoot me in my *&^damn frickin face!”
OK. So I took a tiny bit of liberty with her response. What could be worse for Hutchinson than an endorsement from Darth Vader who won't keep his damn mouth shut like every other former vice president does? Instead Cheney has become a camera whore looking for every opportunity to tell Obama how he is screwing up his war in Afghanistan and Iraq. (As if Cheney has any experience on winning a frickin war)

Cheney is like the old uncle that invites himself to your kids 8 year old birthday party dressed like a cowboy and smelling like one to. Hutchinson would be lucky if her uncle doesn't bring a firearm.

PULL!

3 comments:

John Coby said...

Thanks for the reminder! I totally forgot to do a spell check! It is corrected now for your continued enjoyment.

Thanks for reading!

Anonymous said...

“I am so *&^%$# pleased,” Hutchison said Wednesday. “I fear the former vice president so much. I just hope he doesn't shoot me in my *&^damn frickin face!”
OK. So I took a tiny bit of liberty with her response.

I'd sue you for libel. I thought you liberals were supposed to be above hate. Guess not.

Anonymous said...

"(As if Cheney has any experience on winning a frickin war)"

He was Secretary of Defense during the Gulf War.