Perry to call special session to protect sanctity of voting

Gov. Perry will call Legislators back to protect the sanctity of voting.

AUSTIN – Gov. Rick Perry, after a very disappointing legislation session, has signaled his intent to call Texas Legislators back to Austin to take up one of his priorities, protecting the sanctity of voting in Texas elections.

"Nothing is more sacred, except for the sanctity of marriage between one man and one woman at one time, than protecting our Constitutional rights to voting. Our voting system is flawed and the Texas House shucked their responsibility to correct the problems, therefore I will be calling a special session." said Perry.

Although the Texas Attorney General after an 18 month, $2 million investigation found no evidence of voting problems, the Governor is intent on protecting the rights of those who can vote and should vote, no matter if the problem exists or not. To protect the sanctity of voting, Governor Perry will propose a giant dome over Texas to protect voters from being hit by a meteorite while standing in line waiting to exercise their rights as Americans.

"This may sound as unnecessary as requiring voters to show a picture ID especially since there is no evidence of voter fraud, but what if a meteorite does violate our voters air space? What if that one vote would determine the outcome of my reelection?" babbled Perry.

The cost of this proposal is overwhelming and unnecessary, but Perry will call Legislators back to Austin to approve a useless dome so his party may continue to win in 2010. And of course voters will be protected from a problem that doesn't exist.