Friday, January 30, 2009

Republicans offer a prayer for the 81st session

Offered by the Ways to be Mean Committee:

Oh lord, let us prey.

Let us prey on the small business owner as we raise their taxes, insurance and electricity costs.

Let us prey on the elderly as we deplete their fixed income.

Let us prey on the poor, sick children as we cut their health insurance.

Let us prey on the college bound students, as we increase college tuition.

Let us prey on the homeowners, as we raise their insurance and electricity rates.

And let us prey on the voters of the state, for they know not what we are doing to them.

In your name we will continue to prey.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen

Anonymous said...

Now you're just posting reruns?

John Coby said...

DAMNIT! I've been discovered!

Hey....it is hard to come up with material at times. And sometimes there is just so much to blog about, I just get lazy.

Anonymous said...

And it isn't even GOOD recycled material.

Seems to me that the change we should hope for is the closure of this blog, which has become stale and sophomoric.

Anonymous said...

And yet you continue to read it.....

Anonymous said...

With deep sadness and a lot of guilt.

It is sort of like rubbernecking at the fatality accident on the highway -- you feel guilty, but you just can't tear your eyes away from the tragic scene.